TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
My sister putting on eyeliner (via iapprovethispost)
(please invent this science)
Though it is harder to beat the game, you get an amazing stat boost while petting the rabbits.
the red string of fate
is that a fruit rollup
no its the red string of fate
i keep thinking im on post limit
ME TOO JESUS CHRIST